did'ja hear the poem about...?

Q: How many poets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to screw in the lightbulb and one to rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Confessional-identity poetry.
Confessional-identity poetry who?
Exactly.

So, Charles Bernstein walks into a bar with Robert Pinsky on his head.
Bartender says: "Who's the famous poet?"
Bernstein sighs: "That's Robert Pinsky."
Bartender says: "I was talking to Robert Pinsky."

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