did'ja hear the poem about...?
Q: How many poets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two: One to screw in the lightbulb and one to rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Confessional-identity poetry who?
So, Charles Bernstein walks into a bar with Robert Pinsky on his head.
Bartender says: "Who's the famous poet?"
Bernstein sighs: "That's Robert Pinsky."
Bartender says: "I was talking to Robert Pinsky."