Who Are We This Time Amerika Online

We are presently in the midst of a subzero Arctic blast that has froze the roads and turned our homes into igloos where we can practice our power yoga and build our internationally-praised web sites. Our fabulously new and eccentric Suburu vehicles are in the two-car garage warming up for better temperatures and one phone call brings us six bags of organic vegetarian groceries for a minimal fee equaling our standardized phone bill which, we are reminded by our European colleagues, is totally sick-cheap when compared to their state-run unit-pricing (not to mention the outrageous prices they must pay for basic Internet connectivity!). It's no wonder we Amerikans are Web-crazy and hooked on the online experience. It doesn't cost us anything! We don't have to think about it!